Does it look like you've got something I want? You betcha. I smell that salami. Don't you know that my sense of smell is 50 times more intense than humans? So you can't hide it from me because I CAN SMELL IT! Give me some salami . . . NOW?
Why do I love salami? First of all, my mom likes salami and you know what they say, like mother like son. More importantly, I love salami because of it's pungent odor, greasy surface and chewy texture. It's decadent and delicious! And I want some NOW!
Typically, I pretty much swallow my food whole. But not salami. It tastes way too good. So I savor it. I LOVE SALAMI! And my name is Max Schultz. Go figure.