I'm sure all you humans out there wish you could get away with some of the things we dogs do. Especially the whole sniffing of the crotch thing. Think about it. I can walk up to any woman I want, stick my nose straight up her crotch and sniff. Why do I do this? Because I can. If I was a human I'd either have my face slapped or maybe even be arrested. But, since I'm a dog, most of them just laugh and shoo me away. My mom usually says, "Max Schultz, do not stick your nose up her dress. That's rude."
Well you know what, in my world that's not rude. It's normal. It's how we say, hey baby let's see if we should get to know each other better. Haven't you noticed how when two dogs meet up on the street or in the park the first thing they do is sniff the booty. For us, it's all about scent. The first thing you humans think about is what someone looks like. Well, we dogs aren't that superficial. We only care about what you smell like.
So from one dog to another, the next time you meet a hot chick . . . try it my way. Give her a proper greeting, wag your tail and you just might be surprised where things go from there. Worst case scenario, you get reprimanded and walk away with your tail between your legs. So what's new?
Stay tuned for another of Max's Musings.
Max Schultz was born and raised in Chicago. He now lives with his mother and bird brethren in New York City where he has become quite famous and is often referred to as the Mayor of 57th Street. A mixed breed, his friends and family have decided to create a new breed - the Terradoodle - to define the undefinable. Max's Musings is a regular blog intent on sharing a wise dog's perspective on life.